Friday, May 20, 2011

Quotes of the week

"There is no doubt we have killed Osama bin Laden. The fact of the matter is you will not see bin Laden walking on this earth again." -- US President Barack Obama lays the conspiracy theories to rest.

"I have $9m left. It's a decent amount and I'm not looking for sympathy, but it isn't an awful lot for someone who has been at the top of his profession for 40 years." -- Comedian John Cleese after paying his third ex-wife $16m.

"The soldiers of Islam... will continue planning... until they cause the disaster that makes children look like the elderly." -- Al Queda, confirming the death of Osama bin Laden and promising to "continue on the path of jihad".

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Mae West

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